Review: Jopen Envy Five
This vibrator might not look like it but it’s a real beast. At the low end, the vibration practically growls and it makes me quiver with delight. At the high end, it’s so powerful that it feels like...
View ArticleReview: (new) We-Vibe Tango
I always say, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” because more often than not, if a company tries to improve upon something that’s already great, they usually just screw it up. But every now and then,...
View ArticleReview: MyStim Tickling Truman
I woke up one morning with a vague sense that my life was missing something. But what was it? The feeling plagued me all day until I found myself perusing SheVibe’s newest products and like a bolt of...
View ArticleReview: Intimate Melody Ava
I’ll admit it, I pretty much prejudged the Ava Natural Flow Vibrator by Intimate Melody. I wasn’t expecting to like it much and I’m not sure why I felt that way before even trying it. Maybe because...
View ArticleReview: OVO S2
This is a lay-on vibrator. I don’t lay face down to masturbate. So, why the hell did I get this thing to review? It’s a long story. Anyhow, I thought I’d give it a try before I automatically concluded...
View ArticleReview: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mates Collection
I’ve never wanted to ever give anything but praise to We-Vibe because they make two of my favorite vibrators – the Touch and Tango. I think their quality is superb and it’s like they really listen to...
View ArticleReview: Loveo Ione
Want the tl;dr? I’m not really excited about the Loveo Ione. That’s probably putting it too mildly. It doesn’t make me seethe with anger. There’s just not much I like about it. Not much at all. You...
View ArticleReview: PicoBong Transformer
In trying to create a sex toy that can be used by everyone, PicoBong made a sex toy that is useful to no one. What exactly is the PicoBong Transformer? Well, it’s sort of a bendy thing with a vibrator...
View ArticleReview: Jopen Lust L2
First, I just need to begin by sincerely thanking Peep for recommending this wonderful little vibe. I probably never would have noticed it if she hadn’t mentioned how much she likes it. It’s true, I’m...
View ArticleReview: Revel Body SOL
To say that the original crowdfunded Revel Body debuted to a cool reception would be an understatement. In fact, it didn’t take long for it to earn a quite unflattering yet hilarious nickname amongst...
View ArticleReview: Fun Factory Patchy Paul G5
It’s a vibrator that looks like a chubby happy caterpillar, especially in the green. Dizzyguy said it was creepy. I told him to bite his tongue. True to their name, everything Fun Factory makes is...
View ArticleReview: OhMiBod BlueMotion Nex 2
The OhMiBod Cuddle has gone all high-tech, changed colors and is now being called the Nex 2. It is basically, the same exact thing as the Cuddle which, as far as I’m concerned, is the best of...
View ArticleReview: Lovehoney Desire Clitoral Vibrator
Lovehoney gets it right with its new luxury line, Desire. Well, I can really only say that they’ve done the Desire Clitoral Vibe right since that’s the only one I’ve tested so far. But as far as that...
View ArticleReview: Fun Factory Miss Bi
It’s a Christmas miracle – a rabbit vibe that actually works for me. And that’s no small feat. Rabbit vibes or, dual stimulators, often don’t fit me right. The clitoral stimulator usually sits too low...
View ArticleReview: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion
Teardrops fall on my keyboard as I write this. Coming off the success that I had with the Miss Bi and my undying love of the Stronic Eins, I had high hopes that the Bi Stronic Fusion was going to work...
View ArticleReview: Womanizer Pro W500
Yes, I’m going to start this review off with a rant. Can we rename this thing for fuck’s sake? Who the hell thought “Womanizer” was a good name for sex toy? That word generally has negative...
View ArticleReview: L’amourose Prism V
This! This is what I wanted them to make! It’s as though I wished it into being. In fact, L’amourose told me that the feedback in my Rosa Rouge review helped to inspire the Prism V and VII. In that...
View ArticleReview: We-Vibe Rave
Is the We-Vibe Rave really a Tango for your G-spot? Well, I’d say it’s more like a Touch for the G-spot, which means it still kicks ass. This is We-Vibe’s first venture into solo use insertable...
View ArticleReview: We-Vibe Nova
Cue up the sad -and I mean sorrowful- trombone. The We-Vibe Nova looked like no other dual stimulating vibe that I’d seen. It also looked like it could solve a lot of common problems with dual...
View ArticleReview: Iroha+ Tori
It took me a little while to warm up to the Iroha Midori but it eventually grew on me and I thought it was a pretty nice vibe. But this vibe? I loved it from the very first time I used it. This vibe...
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